I love waking up only to open Facebook and find I have been:
1-the last thing on someone’s mind before they hit the sheets.
2-the first thing they thought of when they awaken.
3-the one they dream of all night long.
It’s astounding that I, an overweight, ( I hate the word “OBESE” it sounds like a mythological animal that passes OBOES, which I also hate,) aging, pedantic curmudgeon has such a profound impact on people.
Really the whole curmudgeon bit is an affectation that I adopted for self protection since I am now too old to beat up 65% of the neighborhood!
So all I have to say is:
GOOD MORNING, PLEASE HAVE A CUPCAKE, CUPCAKE,
